Merry Whatever | Retro Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt
Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays. Merry Whatever.
For those who enjoy a little holiday cheer but aren't interested in being excessively cheerful about it.
Our MERRY WHATEVER crewneck sweatshirt brings a sarcastic twist to the season with bold neon graffiti lettering, a festive Santa hat, colorful Christmas lights, and plenty of retro attitude.
Perfect for Christmas shopping, holiday gatherings, or surviving another round of family festivities with your sense of humor intact.
Product Details:
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Gildan Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt
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Soft, cozy fabric for cooler weather
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Classic unisex fit
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Bold, retro-inspired Christmas graffiti design
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Available in red, green, and sand
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Made to order
Festive enough to participate. Sarcastic enough to survive.
More details
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.0 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: SmartAsski Supply Co.
- Email: contact@support.smartasski.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee, Returns & Delivery
Every item is made to order, and we want you to be happy with your purchase.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
If your item arrives damaged, with a printing defect, or with a visible quality issue, we'll help arrange a replacement or refund in accordance with our fulfillment partner's policies.
Because each item is made specifically for your order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for changes of mind, incorrect size selection, or personal preference. For apparel, please review the size chart before purchasing.
Ordering & Delivery
All items require production time before shipping. We recommend ordering early when purchasing for holidays, birthdays, or other special occasions.
Estimated delivery dates are not guaranteed arrival dates. Shipping carriers may experience delays beyond our control.
We do not accept returns or issue refunds solely because an otherwise correctly fulfilled order arrives after a holiday or special occasion, provided applicable shipping commitments were met.
Lost packages, shipping issues, and fulfillment errors will be reviewed and handled according to our fulfillment partner's policies and applicable consumer protections.
Merry Whatever | Retro Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
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M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
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L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
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30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
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2XL
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31
|
28
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37 1/2
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3XL
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32
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30
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38 1/2
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4XL
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33
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32
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39 1/2
|
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5XL
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34
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34
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40 1/2
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